Answer for question 4489.

[Error: unknown template qotd]I have lots of trouble sleeping. LOTS and LOOOTSSS(ss). I've tried taking some pills, but they didn't seem to help much (and I swear, they gave me a dang asthma attack in bed), so I've stopped. I've tried watching some ASMR videos before bed, and they seem to help; the only problem is watching them early enough to help. A hour-long ASMR video is a great sleep aid at 10:00, not so much at 2 in the morning.

Bill Brasky Headcanons

• Bill Brasky is not actually a full-blooded son-of-a-bitch; more like a quarter, or an eighth if we're really being honest.


• Bill Brasky began his sales career as a way to pay the many, many child support checks for all his bastard children.


• Bill Brasky could take on Chuck Norris, but not Vin Diesel.


• Every Tuesday he goes down to the bar and talks about the schlubs he works with at the office.


• Bill Brasky can make sweet, sweet love to you simply by looking you in the eye.


• To Bill Brasky!


• Bill Brasky was the only person to ever get through to Donald Trump's cold, black heart.


• There is a thriving market in Japan for Bill Brasky's used undershirts.


• In another life, Bill Brasky was Paul Bunyan.


• Say! Isn't that Bill Brasky over by the corner there?

(If you don't get it.)